Trixie & Milo “I Fish Therefore I Am (Not Here)” Stainless Steel Flask

Why You’ll Love It

Funny, relatable fishing design that gets an instant reaction
Durable stainless steel built for real outdoor use
Compact 8 oz. size, easy to take anywhere
Comes gift-ready (no wrapping stress required)

If you’re shopping for someone who’d rather be on the water than anywhere else, this one’s a no-brainer. The “I Fish Therefore I Am (Not Here)” Flask by Trixie & Milo says exactly what they’re thinking, so they don’t have to.

A Flask Built for Legends

Whether it’s early mornings on the lake, a weekend fishing trip, or just a quiet escape from reality, this flask is made to go along for the ride.

Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, it’s crafted from high-quality materials that can handle real-life adventures, not just sit on a shelf.

Details & Features

Holds 8 oz. (237 ml)
Measures approx. 3.75" x 5.75"
Food-grade stainless steel (lead-free)
Attached screw-on cap (so it stays put)
“I Fish Therefore I Am (Not Here)” graphic design
Alcohol-proof vinyl label with UV coating
Dishwasher safe
Designed and handmade in the USA
Comes in a gift-ready box

This is one of those gifts that actually gets used, not tucked away in a drawer.

Perfect For

Fishermen and outdoor enthusiasts
Father’s Day gifts
Birthdays and holidays
Groomsmen or “hard-to-shop-for” guys
Anyone who’d rather be fishing

Why It Makes a Great Gift

Funny, practical, and memorable
Ready-to-wrap packaging included
Easy win when you don’t know what to get
Fits perfectly into outdoor or hobby-based gifts

Care Instructions

Dishwasher safe or hand wash with warm, soapy water
Rinse before first use
Empty and clean after each use for best longevity

Shipping

We know you’re excited to receive your order and we don’t like to keep you waiting.

Orders ship from Mineola, Texas
Processing time: 1-2 business days (Monday–Friday)
Orders placed on Friday will ship the following Monday

We primarily ship via USPS Ground or Priority, with UPS used for larger or heavier items when needed.

Shipping Rates:

Flat Rate: $10 on all orders
FREE shipping on orders $250+ (no code needed)

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking number so you can follow it every step of the way.

Returns & Exchanges

We want you to love what you ordered. If something isn’t quite right, we’re here to help.

Returns must be requested within 14 days of purchase
Eligible returns will be issued as store credit or exchange only
We do not offer refunds

Exchanges:
If you have your eye on something else, let us know. We’ll ship your new item once your return has been received and processed.

For more information, visit our Shipping & Returns page, here.

Layaway, Made Simple

Found something you love but not quite ready to check out? We’ll hold it for you.

Our layaway program is designed for those can’t-miss pieces, the ones you know you’ll regret if you walk away.

How it works:

20% down secures your item
90 days to pay the remaining balance
Make payments anytime, no strict schedule

Once it’s on layaway, it’s yours. No one else gets a chance at it.

A few important things to keep in mind:

We don’t store or auto-run cards
When you’re ready to make a payment, contact us & we’ll send you an invoice for payment
All layaway purchases are final

If a layaway is canceled: