Funny Bigfoot Birthday Card | Sasquatch Congrats Card

Why You’ll Love It

• Hilarious Bigfoot humor that actually gets a laugh
• Perfect for milestone birthdays (especially 30+)
• High-quality print on premium cardstock
• Comes ready to gift with envelope included

If you’re looking for a birthday card that actually gets a reaction, this is it. The Funny Sasquatch “Congrats” Card by Colossal Sanders delivers dry humor with just the right amount of edge.

A Card That Says What Everyone’s Thinking

“Most Sasquatch don’t live past thirty… so, you know, congrats.”

It’s unexpected, a little sarcastic, and perfect for someone who appreciates humor that’s just slightly inappropriate, but still totally giftable.

Details

• Size: A2
• Printed on 60 lb. premium cardstock
• Epson archival ink for long-lasting quality
• Includes envelope
• Packaged in protective sleeve

Perfect For

• 30th birthdays (obviously)
• Friends or family with a sense of humor
• Bigfoot lovers
• Anyone who appreciates sarcastic cards

Why It Makes a Great Add-On

• Easy, affordable upsell
• Adds personality to any gift
• Perfect for pairing with your Bigfoot items
• One of those cards people actually keep

If you love bigfoot or are looking for other bigfoot gifts, check out our selection here.

Shipping

We know you’re excited to receive your order and we don’t like to keep you waiting.

• Orders ship from Mineola, Texas
• Processing time: 1-2 business days (Monday–Friday)
• Orders placed on Friday will ship the following Monday

We primarily ship via USPS Ground or Priority, with UPS used for larger or heavier items when needed.

Shipping Rates:

• Flat Rate: $10 on all orders
• FREE shipping on orders $250+ (no code needed)

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking number so you can follow it every step of the way.

Returns & Exchanges

We want you to love what you ordered. If something isn’t quite right, we’re here to help.

• Returns must be requested within 14 days of purchase
• Eligible returns will be issued as store credit or exchange only
• We do not offer refunds

Exchanges:
If you have your eye on something else, let us know. We’ll ship your new item once your return has been received and processed.

For more information, visit our Shipping & Returns page, here.

Layaway, Made Simple

Found something you love but not quite ready to check out? We’ll hold it for you.

Our layaway program is designed for those can’t-miss pieces, the ones you know you’ll regret if you walk away.

How it works:

• 20% down secures your item
• 90 days to pay the remaining balance
• Make payments anytime, no strict schedule

Once it’s on layaway, it’s yours. No one else gets a chance at it.

A few important things to keep in mind:

• We don’t store or auto-run cards
• When you’re ready to make a payment, contact us & we’ll send you an invoice for payment
• All layaway purchases are final

If a layaway is canceled:

• A 20% restocking fee will be applied
• The remaining balance will be issued as store credit only
• No refunds will be given

Because many of our pieces are limited and often one-of-a-kind, this policy ensures fairness while protecting inventory for serious buyers.

Start Your Layaway

Ready to claim it before someone else does?

Text us (fastest): 214-235-2022 (24/7)
Call: 903-222-3400 (Wed–Sat, 11am–5pm CST)

Just send us what you’re loving, we’ll take it from there and send you the first payment link.

Payment Methods

We accept secure payments through:

• Visa
• Mastercard
• Discover
• American Express
• PayPal
• Venmo