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Vintage 1967 Minneapolis mugshot greeting card featuring Sharon A. Lipke with the caption “Sharon doesn’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.” Made in the USA, 5x7, includes white envelope and protective sleeve.
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CloseMeet Sharon A. Lipke, Minneapolis, May 25, 1967, proof that poor decisions don’t always require a drink.
This vintage mugshot greeting card from Big House Greetings (by The 3 Sisters Design Co) features an authentic 1967 Minneapolis police booking photo paired with one of the most brutally honest captions in the series:
“Sharon doesn’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.”
It’s sharp, self-aware, and painfully relatable, the kind of humor that gets an immediate laugh followed by a knowing nod.
The stark black-and-white mugshot, complete with booking details, gives this card its retro edge, while the bold modern typography delivers the punchline loud and clear. Printed in the USA on high-quality cardstock, this 5" x 7" card is substantial, well-made, and gift-ready.
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Each card includes a white envelope and arrives in a protective plastic sleeve, making it ideal for gifting, mailing, or displaying alongside the rest of the mugshot collection.
This card pairs especially well with our best-selling Carol and Connecticut mugshot designs together, they make a dangerously funny trio.
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