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Vintage mugshot cocktail napkins featuring Thomas with the caption “Thomas discovered drinking rum before 10am does not make you a pirate.” Pack of 20 premium 3-ply napkins with barbed-wire design. Made in the USA.
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CloseThomas discovered that drinking rum before 10am does not make you a pirate.
These vintage mugshot cocktail napkins from Big House Greetings deliver one of the sharpest punchlines in the collection, equal parts confidence, confusion, and comedy. The black-and-white mugshot sets the tone, while the caption lands the laugh with perfect deadpan timing.
The front of the napkin features Thomas’s mugshot and the full caption, and the inside and back showcase Big House’s signature prison barbed-wire design, keeping the look cohesive with the rest of the mugshot napkin series.
Each pack includes 20 premium 3-ply cocktail napkins, neatly cellophane wrapped, making them ideal for cocktail parties, bar carts, hostess gifts, or anyone who appreciates humor that’s just a little unhinged.
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Proudly made in the USA, these napkins pair perfectly with other Big House mugshot napkins and greeting cards for a bold, laugh-out-loud display.
Orders are sent via the best way and include USPS Ground, 1st Class & Priority, UPS & Fedex. Shipping confirmation will be emailed to you upon shipment. Ships Monday through Friday from Mineola Texas.
**ALL SALES ARE FINAL ON MAGNOLIA PEARL ITEMS** In the rare case you purchased an item that was not to your liking, we will happily take it back (in original condition with tags included) for for store credit or exchange within five days of receiving your order.We do not offer refunds.
Returns accepted on other apparel items within 10 days of receipt. You must contact us to start a return. Any return must be in new condition, unworn/unused, with tags attached.
All other items, such as vintage/one of a kind, gourmet food items, holiday/seasonal, etc. are final sale, no returns accepted.
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We have a layaway program at the Periwinkle Shoppe. We require 20% down, with the balance to be paid off within 90 days. We do not require regularly scheduled payments, so you can pay as you need, however, we are not able to store or run your credit card, so you will need to inform us when you wish to make a payment so that we can send you an invoice. Please note that any canceled layaways will receive a store credit only. Regular return policy applies to layaway items.
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