Bad Betty Greeting Co. “We Ride at Dawn” Funny Father’s Day Card

Why You’ll Love It

For some dads, mowing the lawn isn’t a chore, it’s a sacred morning mission. This hilarious Father’s Day card celebrates the noble tradition of firing up the riding mower at sunrise like a suburban cowboy heading into battle.

• Funny Father’s Day humor dads actually appreciate
• Vintage-inspired design with nostalgic charm
• Blank inside for your own heartfelt or hilarious message
• Premium soft-touch cardstock for a boutique-quality feel
• Perfect for lawn-loving dads everywhere

Front Message

“We Ride at Dawn.”

And by “ride,” we obviously mean aggressively mowing stripes into the yard before 8am.

What Makes This Special

This Bad Betty Greeting Co. card perfectly captures a very specific type of dad energy:

• proud lawn ownership
• unnecessary early mornings
• and deep emotional attachment to yard equipment

Featuring a vintage-style image of a dad confidently riding his mower into the sunrise, it’s equal parts:

• wholesome
• hilarious
• and weirdly heroic

It’s the perfect Father’s Day card for dads whose lawn mower basically counts as a personality trait.

Details

• Premium soft-touch cardstock
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Includes A2 kraft envelope
  • 4-3/8" x 5-3/4"
• Individually packaged in cellophane sleeve
• Printed in the USA

Shipping

We charge a flat $10 shipping rate on all orders. However, if your order only includes greeting cards and qualifies to ship safely via USPS First Class Mail, we’ll happily refund the difference in shipping whenever possible. In most cases, that means you’ll receive a $9 shipping refund after your order is processed.

(We like happy mail… and fair shipping too!)