Bad Betty Greeting Co. “At Least It’s Not Syphilis” Funny Get Well Card

Why You’ll Love It

Sometimes flowers just aren’t enough. This hilariously inappropriate get well card delivers exactly the kind of dark humor some people need when they’re feeling miserable.

• Funny get well humor with vintage-inspired style
• Perfect for friends with sarcastic personalities
• Blank inside for your own supportive or chaotic message
• Premium soft-touch cardstock for a boutique-quality feel
• The ideal mix of concern and completely unnecessary honesty

Front Message

“At Least It’s Not Syphilis.”

Perspective is important.

What Makes This Special

This Bad Betty Greeting Co. card takes the traditional “get well soon” sentiment and replaces it with the kind of humor that immediately makes the right person laugh out loud.

The vintage-inspired artwork paired with deadpan sarcasm gives it that signature Bad Betty balance of:

• retro charm
• dry humor
• and mild emotional instability

Perfect for:

• best friends
• coworkers
• siblings
• or anyone who heals better through sarcasm than sympathy

Details

• Premium soft-touch cardstock
• Specialty die-cut design
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Includes A2 kraft envelope
  • 4-3/8" x 5-3/4"
• Individually packaged in cellophane sleeve
• Printed in the USA

Shipping

We charge a flat $10 shipping rate on all orders. However, if your order only includes greeting cards and qualifies to ship safely via USPS First Class Mail, we’ll happily refund the difference in shipping whenever possible. In most cases, that means you’ll receive a $9 shipping refund after your order is processed.

(We like happy mail… and fair shipping too!)