Bad Betty Greeting Co. “How to Mow the Lawn” Funny Father’s Day Card

Why You’ll Love It

Some dads pass down wisdom. Others pass down lawn chores. This hilarious vintage-inspired Father’s Day card perfectly captures the universal parenting tradition of creating tiny unpaid landscaping crews.

• Funny Father’s Day humor dads instantly relate to
• Vintage-inspired design with nostalgic charm
• Blank inside for your own message
• Premium soft-touch cardstock for a boutique-quality feel
• Perfect for lawn-loving dads with classic dad humor

Front Message

**“How to Mow the Lawn

1. Have a child
2. Make that child mow the lawn”**

Honestly… that tracks.

What Makes This Special

This Bad Betty Greeting Co. card celebrates one of the oldest suburban parenting traditions:

• strategically having children
• waiting until they’re tall enough to reach the mower
• and suddenly calling it “teaching responsibility”

The vintage-inspired artwork paired with dry humor makes this card feel both nostalgic and painfully accurate for dads everywhere.

Perfect for:

• dads who love lawn care
• sarcastic family humor
• suburban dad energy
• and every adult who now realizes why they spent so many Saturdays outside mowing grass

Details

• Premium soft-touch cardstock
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Includes A2 kraft envelope
  • 4-3/8" x 5-3/4"
• Individually packaged in cellophane sleeve
• Printed in the USA

Shipping

We charge a flat $10 shipping rate on all orders. However, if your order only includes greeting cards and qualifies to ship safely via USPS First Class Mail, we’ll happily refund the difference in shipping whenever possible. In most cases, that means you’ll receive a $9 shipping refund after your order is processed.

(We like happy mail… and fair shipping too!)