Bad Betty Greeting Co. “This Salad Tastes Like I’d Rather Be Fat” Funny Greeting Card

Why You’ll Love It

Finally, a greeting card that says what everyone’s thinking during sad desk salads and diet culture spirals. This hilariously relatable vintage-inspired card serves up sarcasm, honesty, and just the right amount of rebellion.

• Funny, relatable humor with vintage charm
• Perfect for food lovers and anti-diet besties
• Blank inside for your own message
• Premium soft-touch cardstock for a boutique-quality feel
• A+ card for anyone who believes fries are self-care

Front Message

“This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.”

Honestly… ranch could never fix this.

What Makes This Special

This Bad Betty Greeting Co. card combines retro-inspired artwork with brutally honest humor in the most relatable way possible.

It’s playful, cheeky, and perfect for:

• your funniest friend
• your “let’s get tacos” soulmate
• coworkers surviving diet season
• or anyone exhausted by unrealistic wellness culture

The vintage illustration gives it that signature boutique feel while the humor keeps it modern, sarcastic, and instantly shareable.

Details

• Premium soft-touch cardstock
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Includes A2 kraft envelope
  • 4-3/8" x 5-3/4"
• Individually packaged in cellophane sleeve
• Printed in the USA

Shipping

We charge a flat $10 shipping rate on all orders. However, if your order only includes greeting cards and qualifies to ship safely via USPS First Class Mail, we’ll happily refund the difference in shipping whenever possible. In most cases, that means you’ll receive a $9 shipping refund after your order is processed.

(We like happy mail… and fair shipping too!)