Penny for your thoughts…
$5 if they’re dirty.

These vintage mugshot cocktail napkins from Big House Greetings bring a perfectly timed wink to cocktail hour. Featuring a striking, early-era mugshot paired with one of the cheekiest captions in the collection, this design walks the line between playful and provocative, and does it effortlessly.

The humor is subtle, the delivery is sharp, and the vintage imagery gives it that timeless, slightly scandalous edge. The front of the napkin showcases the mugshot and caption, while the inside and back feature Big House’s signature prison barbed-wire design, keeping everything cohesive with the rest of the mugshot napkin lineup.

Each pack includes 20 premium 3-ply cocktail napkins, neatly cellophane wrapped, making them perfect for entertaining, gifting, or elevating your bar cart with a little mischief.

Perfect for:

Cocktail parties with a sense of humor
Host gifts that spark conversation
Bar carts that lean flirty, not boring
Anyone who appreciates vintage photos with modern sass

Proudly made in the USA, these napkins pair beautifully with other Big House mugshot napkins for a display that’s equal parts funny and unforgettable.

Product Details

Vintage mugshot cocktail napkins
Front text: “Penny for your thoughts… $5 if they’re dirty.”
Front: Vintage mugshot image with caption
Inside & back: Prison barbed-wire design
Pack of 20 napkins
3-ply paper
Size: 9 7/8" x 9 7/8" (standard cocktail napkin size)
Cellophane wrapped
Made in the USA
From Big House Greeting

Shipping & returns

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**ALL SALES ARE FINAL ON MAGNOLIA PEARL ITEMS** In the rare case you purchased an item that was not to your liking, we will happily take it back (in original condition with tags included) for for store credit or exchange within five days of receiving your order.We do not offer refunds.

Returns accepted on other apparel items within 10 days of receipt. You must contact us to start a return. Any return must be in new condition, unworn/unused, with tags attached.

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LAYAWAY PROGRAM:

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