Hug the Person Mugshot Card

$4.50

Excl. tax

Sassy mugshot greeting card featuring the quote “Sometimes you have to hug people to know how big to dig the hole.” Vintage-style design, 5x7 size, includes white envelope. Printed in the USA. Perfect for friends who love bold humor.

“Sometimes You Have to Hug People…” Mugshot Greeting Card 5x7

Sometimes affection is… informational.

Funny vintage mugshot greeting card featuring the quote “Sometimes you have to hug people to know how big to dig the hole.” 5x7 card includes white envelope. Made in the USA.

Welcome to BIG HOUSE Greetings, a collection of vintage mugshots paired with unapologetically sassy sayings. This 5" x 7" greeting card features a classic black-and-white mugshot on the front with the delightfully dark quote:

“Sometimes you have to hug people to know how big to dig the hole.”

It’s bold. It’s cheeky. It’s the perfect card for that friend who appreciates humor with a little bite.

Printed in the USA and paired with a crisp white envelope, this card is ideal for birthdays, friendship milestones, or those “no explanation needed” moments.

Details & Features

Size: 5" x 7"
Vintage-style mugshot image on front
Inside: Coordinating printed quote
Includes white envelope
Made in America
Blank space for personal message

Shipping & returns

Orders are sent via the best way and include USPS Ground, 1st Class & Priority, UPS & Fedex. Shipping confirmation will be emailed to you upon shipment. Ships Monday through Friday from Mineola Texas.

Returns accepted on other apparel items within 10 days of receipt. You must contact us to start a return. Any return must be in new condition, unworn/unused, with tags attached.

All other items, such as vintage/one of a kind, gourmet food items, holiday/seasonal, etc. are final sale, no returns accepted.

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LAYAWAY PROGRAM:

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