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Vintage mugshot greeting card featuring Clyde from Dallas with the inside message “The fact that Clyde is legally an adult is questionable at best.” Printed in the USA on premium cardstock. 5x7 card includes envelope.
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CloseMeet Clyde, Dallas native, questionable life choices, debatable adulthood.
This vintage mugshot greeting card from Big House Greetings (by The 3 Sisters Design Co) features a stark, early-era Dallas mugshot paired with a brutally honest inside message that does not pull its punches:
“The fact that Clyde is legally an adult is questionable at best.”
The humor here is sharp and understated, letting the image do most of the work. Clyde’s youthful face and serious expression make the punchline land even harder once the card is opened. It’s dry, clever, and perfectly inappropriate in the best possible way.
Printed in the USA on premium cardstock, this 5" x 7" greeting card blends historical imagery with modern sarcasm, making it ideal for anyone who appreciates humor that’s smart, dark, and a little uncomfortable.
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Each card includes a white envelope and comes packaged in a protective plastic sleeve, making it gift-ready and display-worthy.
Clyde fits right in with the rest of the Big House mugshot series, proof that age is just a number, and maturity is… optional.
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