Bad Betty Greeting Co. “Call Your Mom” Funny Greeting Card

Why You’ll Love It

Equal parts guilt trip and love language, this hilarious Bad Betty Greeting Co. card says exactly what every mom has thought at least once.

• Funny, relatable humor for moms and grown kids alike
• Simple, bold statement design that gets straight to the point
• Premium soft-touch cardstock for an elevated feel
• Blank inside for your own message
• Perfect mix of sarcasm, concern, and affection

Front Message

“Call your mom.
She thinks you’re dead.”

A little dramatic? Maybe.
Accurate? Absolutely.

What Makes This Special

This card captures that universal mom energy:

• worrying constantly
• assuming the worst after 48 hours of silence
• and somehow making guilt feel funny instead of terrifying

Designed by Bad Betty Greeting Co., it blends clean, no-nonsense humor with boutique-quality materials that make it feel thoughtful and hilarious.

Details

• Premium soft-touch cardstock
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Includes A2 kraft envelope
  • 4-3/8" x 5-3/4"
• Individually packaged in cellophane sleeve
• Printed in the USA

Shipping

We charge a flat $10 shipping rate on all orders. However, if your order only includes greeting cards and qualifies to ship safely via USPS First Class Mail, we’ll happily refund the difference in shipping whenever possible. In most cases, that means you’ll receive a $9 shipping refund after your order is processed.

(We like happy mail… and fair shipping too!)