“Got You Some Jumper Cables” Funny Friendship Card

Why You’ll Love It

Every friend group has that person, the one who somehow turns every situation into chaos. This hilariously sarcastic greeting card is the perfect way to lovingly call them out.

• Funny insult humor with vintage-inspired style
• Perfect for sarcastic friendships
• Blank inside for your own message
• Premium soft-touch cardstock for an elevated feel
• Guaranteed to get a laugh (or at least an eye roll)

Front Message

“Got you some jumper cables since you like to start shit.”

Honestly… fair.

What Makes This Special

This card blends retro-inspired graphics with modern sarcastic humor in the best possible way.

The warm vintage color palette and old-school typography make it feel like something pulled from a 1970s garage wall, except way funnier and significantly more passive aggressive.

Perfect for:

• birthdays
• best friends
• siblings
• coworkers
• chaotic besties
• or anyone who treats drama like a hobby

Details

• Premium soft-touch cardstock
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Includes A2 kraft envelope
  • 4-3/8" x 5-3/4"
• Individually packaged in cellophane sleeve
• Printed in the USA

Shipping

We charge a flat $10 shipping rate on all orders. However, if your order only includes greeting cards and qualifies to ship safely via USPS First Class Mail, we’ll happily refund the difference in shipping whenever possible. In most cases, that means you’ll receive a $9 shipping refund after your order is processed.

(We like happy mail… and fair shipping too!)