“My Flabbers Have Been Gasted” Funny Kitten Greeting Card

Why You’ll Love It

Sometimes a regular “wow” just isn’t enough. This hilariously absurd greeting card features an utterly shocked kitten and the unforgettable phrase:

“My Flabbers Have Been Gasted.”

Honestly? Same.

• Perfect mix of cute + chaotic humor
• Adorable vintage-inspired kitten artwork
• Blank inside for any occasion
• Premium soft-touch cardstock for an elevated feel
• Guaranteed to get laughed at immediately

What Makes This Special

This card lives in that magical category of:

• weirdly adorable
• completely unnecessary
• absolutely impossible not to smile at

The wide-eyed kitten, oversized bow, and retro-style typography make it feel playful, nostalgic, and delightfully unhinged in the best possible way.

Perfect for:

• shocking news
• birthdays
• congratulations
• breakups
• random mail surprises
• or just emotionally reacting to life in general

Details

• Premium soft-touch cardstock
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Includes A2 kraft envelope
  • 4-3/8" x 5-3/4"
• Individually packaged in cellophane sleeve
• Printed in the USA

Shipping

We charge a flat $10 shipping rate on all orders. However, if your order only includes greeting cards and qualifies to ship safely via USPS First Class Mail, we’ll happily refund the difference in shipping whenever possible. In most cases, that means you’ll receive a $9 shipping refund after your order is processed.

(We like happy mail… and fair shipping too!)